- Somehow I only just now discovered that "She's Not There", "Tell
Her No", and "Time of the Season" were all by the same band.
- From the heartaches of today come the tears of tomorrow.
Though time may pass, you will never be far from the edge of yesterday.
—a note left by Lucy, age 8, to her mother, to cheer her up
- I found myself 35 cents short of qualifying for free shipping on my
Amazon order, so I went looking for something cheap I could throw in:
maybe a candy bar or a pen or something?
Nope — to get the kinds I liked, I'd have to buy in bulk.
Finally I gave in and just looked for anything at all that was 35
And that is how I came to be the proud owner of a Kuriyama AHG-75 Rubber
Universal Air Gasket.
- I was driving up a residential street when the car in front of me,
a real boat from the 1970s, started backing into a parking space.
Then it stopped, and the driver rolled down his window and started
I waited a moment, but he kept shouting, and I looked to see whether I
could get around him, but no, he was blocking the whole street.
I was about to shift into reverse and back down to the previous
intersection when the man opened his door and started shouting furiously
while slapping his leg — I thought some serious violence was
about to ensue.
What happened instead was that a small dog trotted into the street and
hopped into the car, at which point the angry man shut the door and
pulled into the parking space.
- At one point this month I saw the sun ensconced behind just enough
cloud cover to be rendered as a harmless but perfectly defined white
- I mentioned to Phoenixy that I'd read that jellyfish were about to
become Earth's dominant lifeform, to which she replied, "I've heard that,
which I always find amazing since we used to fish-sit for our neighbor's
jellyfish and they required an incredible amount of maintenance, then
tended to be killed by things such as 'being fed' or 'bumping into the
- I saw the image on the right floating around the Internet this
month, accompanied by fiery comments about how this is an outrage
and a socialist plot and the reason we're losing ground to the Chinese
and on and on.
I imagine that millions of attempts have been made to explain to these
folks what's going on here, but in case this is your first time seeing
it and you're also wondering what the point of the new method is,
here's my take.
32 – 12
is not a good example of when to use this method, which I'm sure is why
the original poster selected it.
But consider, say,
123 – 86.
I don't know that off the top of my head.
But I do know off the top of my head that if I'm at 86, 14 steps
along the number line will get me to 100, and from 100, 23 more steps
along the number line will get me to 123.
And 14 steps plus 23 steps makes 37 steps, so
123 – 86
must equal 37.
If you ask me what
123 – 86 is,
I will instantly reply "37", because it takes no time to do
this method in my head.
If instead I tried to mentally go through the rigmarole of
"3 – 6 is
negative, so let me break up 123 into
110 + 13, and do
13 – 6 is 7,
and 110 – 80
is 30, so the answer is
7 + 30,
which is 37", that would take longer.
It might seem strange to see the stepping method spelled out on
a piece of paper, when the point is to eventually do it mentally, but
the borrowing method looks every bit as strange until repetition makes
Insisting that what this image regrettably calls the "'old fashion' way"
is the only legitimate form of subtraction because "that's what I learned
in elementary school!" is no less inane than insisting that Pluto must be
a planet because "that's what I learned in elementary school!".
- I was pretty jazzed when I thought I had read that a bakery I wanted
to visit was open 24 hours, but then I read more closely and saw
that, no, it was just on 24th Street.
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