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Hot 100

TIER 23
1 “Open Season” (Die Mannequin, 2009)
2 “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (Nirvana, 1991)
3 “A Day in the Life” (the Beatles, 1967)
TIER 22
4 “Shéa” (Scheer, 1996)
5 “Dirty Knives” (Bangs, 2002)
6 “Starting Over Again” (the Dollyrots, 2012)
7 “Is This the Life?” (Cardiacs, 1988)
8 “How to Get Bigger” (Made Out of Babies, 2008)
TIER 21
9 “Springtime” (Baby Gopal, 1996)
10 “Stairway to Heaven” (Led Zeppelin, 1971)
11 “Cygnus (edit)” (Julie Christmas & Cult of Luna, 2016)
12 “Suffer” (Die Mannequin, 2009)
TIER 20
13 “Outta Time” (Die Mannequin, 2014)
14 “Creature Comforted” (Local H, 2002)
15 “Band Aid Covers the Bullet Hole” (Scarling, 2003)
16 “#1 Crush (Romeo + Juliet version)” (Garbage, 1996)
17 “Vow” (Garbage, 1995)
18 “You Know You’re Right” (Nirvana, 2002)
19 “Heart‐Shaped Box” (Nirvana, 1993)
20 “Soft Rock Star (original mix)” (Metric, 2007)
21 “Caribou and Cake” (Scarling, 2005)
22 “Can’t” (Scarling, 2004)
23 “Millionaire Sweeper” (Kenickie, 1996)
TIER 19
24 “Go With the Flow” (Queens of the Stone Age, 2002)
25 “Miss Americvnt” (Die Mannequin, 2009)
26 “Gunt” (Made Out of Babies, 2006)
27 “There’ll Be Angels” (Audrey Gallagher, 2007)
28 “Surgery” (Jack Off Jill, 2000)
29 “City Noise” (Scarling, 2005)
30 “Fatherpunk” (Die Mannequin, 2006)
31 “Cinnamon Spider” (Jack Off Jill, 2000)
32 “Waves” (Metric, 2009)
33 “Separate Ways” (Journey, 1983)
34 “St. Peter” (Letters to Cleo, 1995)
35 “Rape Me” (Nirvana, 1993)
TIER 18
36 “Scarborough Fair” (Simon & Garfunkel, 1967)
37 “Dead Honey” (Die Mannequin, 2009)
38 “Children With Machetes” (Die Mannequin, 2012)
39 “What Would You Have Me Do?” (Local H, 2002)
40 “Don’t Bother Me” (the Beatles, 1963)
41 “White Chocolate Space Egg” (Liz Phair, 1998)
42 “Let’s Go Surfing” (Sparks, 1994)
43 “Big Bang Baby” (Stone Temple Pilots, 1996)
44 “Daylight” (Failure, 1996)
45 “Hot Head (live)” (Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band, 1980)
TIER 17
46 “Time Will Stop” (the Dollyrots, 2012)
47 “Conspiracy of One” (the Offspring, 2000)
48 “SOS” (ABBA, 1975)
49 “Swallow” (Krill, 2005)
50 “Pretty Noose” (Soundgarden, 1996)
51 “Dark Therapy” (Echobelly, 1995)
52 “Hash Pipe” (Weezer, 2001)
53 “Vivica” (Jack Off Jill, 2000)
54 “Holiday” (Green Day, 2004)
55 “Stapled to the Mattress” (Scarling, 2005)
56 “Union of the Snake” (Duran Duran, 1983)
57 “Use Once & Destroy” (Hole, 1998)
58 “Violet” (Hole, 1994)
59 “Cooker” (Made Out of Babies, 2008)
60 “In a Hurricane” (the Color Guard, 2004)
61 “Street Spirit” (Radiohead, 1995)
62 “Work in This Universe” (Fulflej, 1997)
63 “I’ll Be Back” (the Beatles, 1964)
64 “I Ran” (A Flock of Seagulls, 1982)
65 “Disappear” (Letters to Cleo, 1997)
(some of) TIER 16
66 “I Can See for Miles” (the Who, 1967)
67 “Mayonaise” (Smashing Pumpkins, 1993)
68 “Girls at the Mall” (Die Mannequin, 2014)
69 “Satellite Mind” (Metric, 2009)
70 “In the Pretend World” (Scarling, 2005)
71 “Petals” (Hole, 1998)
72 “You Dirty Rat” (Letters to Cleo, 1999)
73 “Hit That” (the Offspring, 2003)
74 “Change the World” (the Offspring, 1997)
75 “Call Me (7" version)” (Blondie, 1980)
76 “Only Shallow” (My Bloody Valentine, 1991)
77 “If You Go Away” (Julie Christmas, 2009)
78 “We’re in This Together” (Nine Inch Nails, 1999)
79 “Wasted Years” (Damone, 2006)
80 “Serve the Servants” (Nirvana, 1993)
81 “Sugar” (Made Out of Babies, 2005)
82 “Adhesive” (Stone Temple Pilots, 1996)
83 “Top of the World” (Shonen Knife, 1994)
84 “Scentless Apprentice” (Nirvana, 1993)
85 “Better Day” (Dover, 2001)
86 “Leon and the Game of Skin” (Local H, 2015)
87 “Temptation Waits” (Garbage, 1998)
88 “Sports Bar” (Local H, 1995)
89 “Supersonic” (Oasis, 1994)
90 “Shimmer Like a Girl” (Veruca Salt, 1996)
91 “You’re Not the Only One I Know” (the Sundays, 1990)
92 “Bachelorette” (Björk, 1997)
93 “Celebrity Skin” (Hole, 1998)
94 “Invisible Ink” (Made Out of Babies, 2005)
95 “Girlscout” (Jack Off Jill, 1997)
96 “Chihuahua (12" version)” (Bow Wow Wow, 1981)
97 “Are You Bad” (Glitter Mini 9, 2000)
98 “Love Is Paranoid” (the Distillers, 2003)
99 “Come Up (edit)” (Sugarcoma, 2002, 2007)
 100  “Every Single Thing” (the Muffs, 1993)

Some other musical acts of note

 Faith No More   Foo Fighters   Juliana Hatfield 
 Imperial Teen   Killola   Madder Rose   No Doubt 
 R.E.M.   the Soviettes   Spiderbait   Tuscadero 

Pantheon‐level albums

The “album score” for each record is the sum of the scores of all the songs, minus the number of tracks times six.  It doesn’t mean much by itself but provides a relative measure.

TIER 22
1 Fino + Bleed (Die Mannequin, 2009)
9 19 18 14 21 16 8 15 8 10 16 23 = 105
2 Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (Jack Off Jill, 2000)
14 13 13 13 14 10 17 5 19 6 19 13 9 14 11 = 100
TIER 20
3 In Utero (Nirvana, 1993)
16 16 20 19 13 9 10 14 9 14 7 10 = 85
TIER 18
4 Nevermind (Nirvana, 1991)
23 14 12 13 13 6 9 11 10 9 11 6 X = 65
5 So Long, Scarecrow (Scarling, 2005)
6 19 11 9 X 11 5 16 17 7 20 11 5 = 65
6 Celebrity Skin (Hole, 1998)
16 9 4 10 14 6 17 9 16 5 13 16 = 63
TIER 17
7 Hallelujah! I’m a Bum (Local H, 2012)
X 14 12 10 11 11 8 X X 8 9 8 8 11 10 13 11 = 60
8 My Way or the Highway (Tuscadero, 1998)
12 6 11 7 11 10 14 8 8 10 10 13 11 12 = 59
9 Wholesale Meats and Fish (Letters to Cleo, 1995)
15 11 9 8 8 11 11 19 12 7 3 15 = 57
TIER 16
10 Here Comes the Zoo (Local H, 2002)
11 11 8 10 7 9 10 20 12 18 = 56
11 Ghost Notes (Veruca Salt, 2015)
8 8 9 7 7 7 8 13 12 13 12 13 12 10 = 55
12 The Ruiner (Made Out of Babies, 2008)
17 10 16 8 8 9 11 7 22 = 54
13 Live Through This (Hole, 1994)
17 12 13 14 13 8 8 5 9 5 12 8 = 52
14 At the Club (Kenickie, 1997)
9 8 10 6 7 6 20 15 11 7 11 7 9 8 7 7 = 52
15 Garbage (Garbage, 1995)
12 8 10 9 9 10 20 8 7 9 6 15 = 51


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