Colson Whitehead, 2016 When I started teaching high school English, I soon discovered that many of my colleagues wanted us to stop teaching kids to start their essays with a hook. Those who taught the lower grades were scarred after reading hundreds of essays that began “Have you ever wondered…” or “Webster’s Dictionary defines…”; those who taught AP classes tended to argue that there was no time (or points) for a hook on the AP exam, so students should get in the habit of banging out a bare-bones introduction and plunging right into the argument. I was at the other end of the spectrum—I had my sophomores write entire hook paragraphs. Some of my favorite moments in the classroom came when we brainstormed hooks for different essays: I loved watching the lightbulbs switch on as students hit upon interestingly oblique ways into the subjects of their own assignments. But of course there were always a few skeptics. Yeah, yeah, a hook is supposed to grab the reader’s attention. What’s the point of that? Who writes anything longer than a text message these days unless they have to for school? And if it’s for school, then you don’t need to grab anyone’s attention—the only one reading these essays are teachers, and they have to read them. Has anyone’s attention ever really been grabbed by a hook? In 2011 I was poking around on a now defunct site called Grantland and happened across an article about the World Series of Poker. Gambling is not a subject in which I have a lot of interest, so normally I would have moved on. But here was the first line: I have a good poker face because I am half-dead inside. Attention: grabbed. That line bought the author a paragraph before I decided whether to click away. I have a good poker face because I am half-dead inside. My particular combo of slack features, negligible affect, and soulless gaze had helped my game ever since I started playing 20 years ago, when I was ignorant of pot odds and M-theory and three-betting, and it gave me a boost as I collected my trove of lore, game by game, hand by hand. It had not helped me human relationships-wise over the years, but surely I am not alone here—anyone whose peculiar mix of genetic material and formative experiences had resulted in a near-expressionless mask could relate. Nature giveth, taketh, etc. You make the best of the hand you’re dealt. And that is how I got hooked into reading four thousand words about the World Series of Poker. Even if the prose style hadn’t been compelling, the fact that the author claimed to be a representative of the Republic of Anhedonia would have been enough to get me to go by to the byline and find out “Who is this?”, for I am a citizen of that republic. And this would be a fairly pointless anecdote had the author not turned out to be Colson Whitehead, of whom I had never heard. So I made a mental note: keep an eye on Grantland and see whether this guy gets any more articles published there. Maybe even read his upcoming novel, which the blurb at the end said was due out in the fall. But these days my mental notes might as well be written on a Buddha Board. I can say “Colson Whitehead, Colson Whitehead” to myself, but I can also say “zucchini, zucchini” to myself and when I get to the store it doesn’t actually help me remember what I went there for. So even while making this mental note, I assumed that in all likelihood I would probably never see or even think of his name again. And then the novel plugged in that blurb, Zone One, started to pop up on syllabi I saw as I browsed course descriptions at berkeley.edu, looking for classes to audit. A couple more years pass, and I see that Colson Whitehead has just won the Pulitzer for a different novel—The Underground Railroad. Gadzooks! The poker article guy got famous! And I couldn’t help but hear that this one was alternate history—the subject my sophomores selected as the class theme during my last year at that school where the English teachers don’t like hooks. The key change to the timeline: what if the Underground Railroad were not a metaphor but an actual system of tunnels with locomotives carrying escaped slaves to the North? And, uh, I gotta admit that I managed to graduate from eighth grade and get an A in U.S. history thinking that that’s what the Underground Railroad actually was. Anyway, I’d been meaning to read this pretty much from the moment I heard about it, and finally got around to it. And… the “alternate” part of this alternate history doesn’t matter much. Make this a straight historical novel and you still have pretty much the same book; the train stuff is window dressing. The Underground Railroad is one of the many works of literature attempting to counterprogram the message, in the news of late for being explicitly incorporated into the history curriculum of the state of Florida, that slavery was an essentially benign institution and that, to the extent that it did cause any harm, no effects of that harm are felt by anyone today. On the contrary, Whitehead makes it clear that antebellum America was a hellscape, as great a stain on our history as the Third Reich is on Germany’s, except that the Third Reich lasted for twelve years while American slavery lasted for centuries and continues to shape our society the way that binding in childhood shaped the feet of women in Qing China. What distinguishes this version of the polemic from some others—for instance, this one, which I read last year—is that Whitehead sends his protagonist, Cora, on a journey that echoes Gulliver’s Travels, which Cora reads: Gulliver “roved from peril to peril”, she muses, “each new island a new predicament to solve”. Her perils and predicaments are:
Interspersed among the location chapters are shorter chapters focusing on a single character—a different one in each—and the way these are deployed is interesting in that there’s no obvious logic to it. Sometimes they give us backstory on characters we have yet to meet in the main narrative. Sometimes they give us backstory on characters whose part in the story is long over, filling in details that make a number of earlier moments retroactively ironic. Sometimes they just flesh out the world of the novel a bit, telling us the story of someone we haven’t heard about before and will never hear about again. You know, the sort of person I assumed Colson Whitehead would be after I read that poker article. Very glad to have been wrong on that one!
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