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Winner of four Xyzzy Awards, including Best Game of 1999.
“It’s like juggling 24
things, eight of them being axes, and
eight being live kittens.”
—Jennifer Earl
You are Primo Varicella, Palace Minister at the Palazzo del
Piemonte.
This title is unlikely to impress anyone.
Piedmont is the laughingstock of the Carolingian League, and the
Palace Ministry has devolved into little more than a glorified
butlership: your duties include organizing banquets, overseeing
the servants, and greeting visitors.
It is safe to assume that the War Minister and the Coffers
Minister lose little sleep over your presence in the King’s
Cabinet.
But Charles Martel was a Palace Minister, and he turned back the
Moors at Tours lo these many years ago.
His son Pepin was a Palace Minister, and he became King of the
Franks.
It is not unprecedented for Palace Ministers to make something of
themselves.
One might even say it is tradition.
All you need is an opportunity.
That opportunity has arrived.
King Charles was not an old king.
He had a good fifty years left in him.
But an assassin’s bullet or a well-placed icepick can steal
fifty years in less time than it takes to say the words.
And a sudden illness?
An illness such as the one King Charles contracted two days
ago?
Perhaps not as quick, but just as effective.
For if this letter you’ve just received is correct, just
such a disease has claimed the life of the King.
This leaves the principality in the hands of his son, Prince
Charles.
Prince Charles is five years old.
Piedmont, it seems, will be requiring the services of a regent
for the foreseeable future.
And you can think of no better candidate than yourself.
Of course, you shall scarcely be alone in seeking the
position.
The King’s Cabinet is not a small body.
And your fellow ministers will no doubt try all sorts of unseemly
tactics in their quest for the throne.
Some will try bribery.
Others will employ treachery.
A few may even resort to brute force.
But would Primo Varicella stoop to using one of these
methods?
Perish the thought!
You’re better than that.
You shall employ all three.
It will be an uphill struggle, to say the least.
Of those soon to be clamoring for the regency, you are among the
lowest in rank.
But you are not without a number of advantages.
The drama to unfold will play out in the
palace—your palace.
Time is also on your side: at present, only you and the Queen
know of the King’s demise.
And you’ve known of his illness for a couple of days now,
days in which you’ve hatched a flawless plan.
There should be little to stand in the way of your ascent to
power so long as you put your plan into action immediately.
Or at least as soon as this manicure is finished.
One must have one’s priorities.
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Game or story?
Elements of both.
Easy or difficult?
Difficult (and long).
Good for newcomers?
Probably not, but if they’re looking for a challenge…
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Play Varicella
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Online
A few caveats here: the Parchment program used to play IF through
a browser doesn’t offer [MORE] prompts when you’re
presented with a lot of text, and Varicella
is quite wordy, so you will often have to scroll back to see
what’s just been printed.
I also suspect that once you’ve wandered around the palace
a few times, and are ready to get down to solving the game, you
will want to download a copy to play offline in a fully
functional, dedicated IF interpreter.
But for your first few tours of the Palazzo del Piemonte, sure,
go ahead and play
Varicella in your browser.
(Select full color.)
Offline (recommended)
If you don’t already have one, you will need a Z-code
player.
Click on the link that corresponds to your system:
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(The Windows player is the only one I can actually vouch for,
because that’s what I use.
If you have different links to suggest for the other systems,
or for systems that should be added to this list, let me know.)
Next, download the Z-code
file (247K).
Load that file in the player and you’re done!
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You can also read a
scholarly
essay about Varicella.
first release: 1999.08; current version:1.14
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1st Place, 1998 Interactive Fiction Competition
Voted best interactive fiction of all time (2015 intfiction.org poll)
“This is a work so hugely
influential to IF development that anyone
interested in the history of the form
should try it.” —Emily Short
“Photopia
is important to video games as a whole, to
the advancement of our understanding of the
interactive medium.”
—necessarygames.com
“I don’t think any other
work of art has ever affected me to the
extent that Photopia
has.”
—playthisthing.com
The fifteen people who think I’m famous think so because of
Photopia.
It’s not my best work—and I should certainly
hope not, given how long ago I wrote it—but sometimes
you have the right idea at the right time, and I happened to hit
upon a new approach to interactive fiction right when people were
ready for it.
I have since developed this story for other media, and so to me
this original version reads like a primitive ancestor of those
adaptations… but if you landed at my site following some
other link, and wondered “who is
this guy?”, most people would probably point you to
Photopia to answer your question.
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Game or story?
Story; almost no gamelike elements.
Easy or difficult?
Easy to make progress, but may be confusing at first.
Good for newcomers?
Yes.
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Play Photopia
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Online
The site that used to host the online version of
Photopia 2.01 been taken down, so
for the moment the only online option I have to offer is to
play v1.30 of
Photopia in your browser
via Parchment.
This version is missing the graphical wrapper but is otherwise
basically the same beast as v2.01 (and after twenty years,
v2.01 does look a little dated, so I suppose it’s just as
well).
Offline
If you don’t already have one, you will need a Glulx player
for v2.01 or a Z-code player for v1.30.
Click on the link that corresponds to your system:
Glulx
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Z-code
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(The Windows players are the only ones I can actually vouch for,
because that’s what I use. If you have different links to
suggest for the other systems, or for systems that should be
added to this list, let me know.)
Once your Glulx player is installed, download the Photopia
2.01 package (429K).
Unzip the Blorb file and configuration file to the same directory,
fire up the Blorb file, and you’re done!
You can also download Photopia
1.30 (105K) if you prefer Z-code.
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You can also read about the making of Photopia.
first release: 1998.10; current
versions: 1.30, 2.01, 3.00
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Winner of three Xyzzy Awards, including Best Puzzle of 2002.
You are locked in a cell.
This in and of itself is not a new thing: spending a little time
behind bars every now and again is one of the hazards of the
job.
But up until now it’s been for little 50-crown and 100-crown
jobs out in the countryside, and you’ve ended up in decrepit
little gaols that managed to hold you for, what, a minute?
Possibly two?
This, though, this is different.
You thought you’d try one last job, land one big score: five
thousand crowns.
And now you’re the newest resident of King
Tyrak II’s deepest, darkest dungeon.
Scream all you like: no one will be coming to rescue you.
No one will even be coming to feed you.
If you ever want to see the sun again, you will have to pull off
an audacious escape—and soon.
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Game or story?
Game, with some story elements.
Easy or difficult?
Somewhat difficult.
Good for newcomers?
Maybe, if they like puzzles.
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Play Lock & Key
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Online
The Parchment application that plays IF directly in a browser
can’t handle the graphics in Lock & Key,
and the site that used to host the Java version has been taken down,
so for the moment this one can only be played offline.
I’m hoping to get online play restored someday.
Offline
If you don’t already have one, you will need a Glulx
player.
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(The Windows player is the only one I can actually vouch for,
because that’s what I use.
If you have different links to suggest for the other systems, or
for systems that should be added to this list, let me know.)
Once your Glulx player is installed, download the Blorb file (156K).
Load that file in the player and you’re done!
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first release: 2002.01; current version: 1.12
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Stand steady at the tee… head down… slow
backswing.
Now, drive your tee shot 220 yards down the fairway, splitting a
pair of sandtraps.
Loft a five iron onto the green.
And sink a twenty foot putt for a birdie!
You control the swing and aim throughout 9 championship quality
holes.
The fairways and greens are beautifully manicured, but the sand
traps are deep… and the rough is… rough!
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Game or story?
Game, with a few story elements.
Easy or difficult?
Depends on your hand-eye coordination.
Good for newcomers?
I suppose, but not as an introduction to IF.
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Play Textfire Golf
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Online
The Parchment application that plays IF directly in a browser
doesn’t work correctly with Textfire Golf, so
the best I can do is offer an offsite link to a Java applet.
This isn’t a great option, as the text in the applet is hard
to read, but at least it runs the Textfire Golf
program the way it’s supposed to.
So if you’ve got the Java plug-in, you can
play Textfire Golf in your browser.
Offline (recommended)
If you don’t already have one, you will need a Z-code
player.
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(The Windows player is the only one I can actually vouch for,
because that’s what I use.
If you have different links to suggest for the other systems,
or for systems that should be added to this list, let me know.)
Next, download the Z-code
file (87K).
Load that file in the player and you’re done!
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first release: 2001.01; current version: 1.01
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Xyzzy winner, Best Use of Medium 2000
“Unsettling. Brilliant. Damn
you.” —Ian Finley
“Really good game, but REALLY
CREEPY. I honestly woke up with
nightmares after playing it.”
—Sean Gaffney
“This was the most unsettling
piece of IF I’ve ever had the pleasure
to play.” —Oren Ronen
- “I think I’m now warped for
life.” —Alan Monroe
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Game or story?
Story; almost no gamelike elements.
Easy or difficult?
Easy to make progress, but confusing.
Good for newcomers?
No way.
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Play Shrapnel
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Online
The Parchment application that plays IF directly in a browser
doesn’t work correctly with Shrapnel, so the
best I can do is offer an offsite link to a Java applet.
The presentation leaves a lot to be desired—I would
have chosen a different color scheme, font, and window
size—but at least the applet runs the
Shrapnel program the way it’s supposed
to.
So if you’ve got the Java plug-in, you can
play Shrapnel in your browser.
Offline (recommended)
If you don’t already have one, you will need a Z-code
player.
Click on the link that corresponds to your system:
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(The Windows player is the only one I can actually vouch for,
because that’s what I use.
If you have different links to suggest for the other systems,
or for systems that should be added to this list, let me know.)
Next, download the Z-code file
(56K).
Load that file in the player and you’re done!
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You can also read about the making
of Shrapnel.
first release: 2000.02; current version: 1.01
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The phone rings.
Oh, no—how long have you been asleep?
Sure, it was a tough night, but…
This is bad.
This is very bad.
The phone rings.
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Game or story?
Story.
Easy or difficult?
Easy, and very short.
Good for newcomers?
Sure.
This has actually become a standard intro-to-IF piece.
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9:05
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Online
For something as short as 9:05, this
is a perfectly good option.
Play 9:05 in
your browser.
Offline
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player.
Click on the link that corresponds to your system:
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(The Windows player is the only one I can actually vouch for,
because that’s what I use.
If you have different links to suggest for the other systems,
or for systems that should be added to this list, let me know.)
Next, download the Z-code
file (44K).
Load that file in the player and you’re done!
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first release: 2000.01; current
versions: 1.12, 2.00
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