"Prophecy Girl" is the final episode of the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I saw it when it aired in the summer of 1997, but I watched it again today for the apocalypse
class I am auditing.
Before she started up the DVD, the professor asked us to try to come up with a theory about
what the vampires stood for. After we watched the show, she asked if anyone had any thoughts
and one guy raised his hand. She called on him. "Yeah," he said, "I think the vampires stand
for the Jews? Because Buffy's like Jesus? And the Jews killed Jesus?" Apparently someone
hasn't heard of Vatican II. I mean, for fuck's sake.
I will grant the Jesus parallel, though. One of my many problems with Christianity is that
I am instinctively repulsed by the idea of submitting to a leader. I have read many conversion
stories over the years. Here is one: "And all at once, unexpectedly, unimaginably, I found
myself out of my chair and on my knees by the coffee table, whispering words I scarcely
comprehended. 'Lord, take my life... take everything I am... I commit myself to You.' [...]
Now I saw that I had never had a personal relationship with Christ: I had only been religious.
When I got up from my knees in our living room on November 20, 1977, I was Christian in a
totally new way."
That is actually kind of sickening to me. Islam is very nearly as bad: the very word means
"surrender," and the way that a billion people flip the fuck out if ever Muhammad (has Ann
Coulter started calling him Mahomet yet?) isn't treated with absolute deference is pretty
gross. But apparently I have the same switches in my head as everyone else, because after
watching 144 of her adventures over the course of seven years, Buffy Summers is imprinted
on my brain as my leader. Season 7, when she kept telling everyone to stop doing their own
thing and follow her plan? I was right there with her. What the hell are you doing? Buffy
is the leader! Shut up and do what she says! And actually, to tell you the truth, if the
actual actress Sarah Michelle Gellar were to show up at my door and say, "Hey, I have to
overthrow the government of Paraguay and I need you as cannon fodder," I have to concede that
I would give it serious consideration. Like Mark Twain, I couldn't
understand messianism at all until I was offered a teenage girl to follow instead of a
bearded schizophrenic.
(By the way, the conversion experience above was that of John W. Hinckley, Sr.)
As for the vampires, I never saw them as standing for anything more than "scary stuff."
Viewed in the context of an American Studies class, though, I couldn't help but be reminded
of my damsels-in-distress article. I mean, here's Buffy, coded as
femme as she ever is over the course of the series — she spends the episode in a white
prom dress — and then here are a bunch of scary monsters who have plans against her and
Sunnydale High and us, plans of which we are unsuspecting until it's too late. This seems to
speak to the same anxieties as the media's fixation on young white women getting abducted or
killed by predatory strangers. We are a girl country. Like Buffy in "Prophecy Girl," we have
taken it upon ourselves to police the world, but we don't like to seem too bright and are too
self-absorbed to actually know anything about the dangers we're trying to beat back, so we take
a lot of punishment and often just make things worse. "Prophecy Girl" offers the hope that we
will be victorious anyway. (Oh, and in both Buffy and reality we ended up farming out
the gathering of intelligence to the British.)
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