Koba the Dread
Martin Amis, 2002
Koba the Dread is about the collapse in the value of human
life under the Bolsheviks in general and under Joseph Stalin in
particular. Amis makes the case that while the Nazis built many
death camps, for the Bolsheviks one was enough — it was called
the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Adolf Hitler was all about
"us against them," but Joseph Stalin didn't even have an "us." Why,
then, Amis wonders, do we look so much more harshly on the former
than the latter?
I'm about to take issue with a couple of Amis's central theses, so
I want to say this up front: this is a fuckin' great book. I had
only remembered the title so when I requested
it from the library I was delighted to discover that it was by
the same guy who did Time's Arrow,
and Koba the Dread lives up to that lofty standard. It is
a joy to read on the sentence-to-sentence level, a classic example
of Pattern 1
done right; I love the way that Amis is able to modulate between
lyricism and down-to-earth phrasings that are often even more
eloquent. The book is also extremely interesting to me in light of
as it's organized in a manner that reminded me of Scott McCloud's
aspect-to-aspect transitions, which I love. Each section offers
a different angle on Stalin's reign, and so in the end we are left
with not a procession of events but a palimpsest of themes.
Most of Stalin's victims perished in famines he deliberately
brought about. But he is better known for killing a million
people in the Great Terror of the 1930s — and, yes, in the
past ten years or so evidence has come to light that Stalin himself
did indeed orchestrate the entire thing. In my class on the USSR,
we've covered a number of possible reasons for the purges. One is
that, as Amis points out, collectivization was a massive failure,
and scapegoats needed to be found. Another is that the Soviet
economy depended in large part on slave labor, and since gulag
inmates tended to die in about three months on average, a steady
flow of replacement prisoners was needed. And of course simple
paranoia also played a huge part.
But in reading Koba the Dread, I was reminded of, of all
things, issue #3 of Christopher J. Priest's
Black Panther. Issue #3 begins with Ross telling Nikki
about a guy named Bob whose wife had run off with the rebel leader
who had stabbed Bob 32 times. Ross relates, "Bob went after his
wife's mother and father. Her brothers, their wives and children.
Her sisters and their families. He burned all of their homes to the
ground and stabbed them exactly 32 times. Bob went after his wife's
friends. Her teachers. He worked the list. He went after every
living soul his wife had ever encountered until, finally, there
was nobody left except Kaleb, a merchant from a nearby village.
He had once sold Bob's wife a pair of shoes." We then watch Bob
This sounds not entirely dissimilar from what Joseph Stalin did.
Bob killed everyone who had ever crossed paths with his wife.
Joe also killed everyone who had ever crossed paths with a certain
someone. But that certain someone wasn't his wife. It wasn't
Leon Trotsky. It was Joseph Stalin. Amis's diagnosis of
the Great Terror is that Stalin had a reality problem. He had
enough power that he could rewrite the past and get an entire
nation to go along with him. Textbooks would reflect a history
that had never happened. Key figures in the Revolution would
confess to whatever counterrevolutionary crimes Stalin claimed
they'd committed. But, still, they knew who Joseph Stalin was.
They knew that Stalin's role in the October Revolution was
negligible, knew that his "revolution from above" had been a
disaster, knew that he wasn't even Russian. They knew that the
new truth was a lie; even though they would never say so, they
knew. So they all had to die.
I see nussink
The subtitle of Koba the Dread is "Laughter and the
Twenty Million." This is a reference to Amis's very dubious
assertion that people are very solemn about Nazi Germany and
yet laugh about the Soviet Union, even though they are comparable
entities. As evidence he cites a couple of communism jokes told
by Christopher Hitchens. As for Nazi jokes, well, apparently
for Amis, at least on this topic, absence of evidence is meant
to serve as evidence of absence.
But c'mon. Yes, people don't generally joke much about the
Holocaust, as a rule. But neither do they joke about the gulag.
Amis protests that indeed they do — he himself has nicknamed
his daughter Butyrki, after a Moscow prison. Me... I'm thinking
that this might not actually signify a trend.
As it happens, the best joke I've encountered so far this year
was a Nazi joke. In typical fashion, I'm going to analyze it to
death, because jokes are always funnier when you explain them a
So it's Leap Day, February 29th, and I'm reading this extremely
vapid article on sfgate.com about people lucky or unlucky enough
to have it as a birthday. The running gag was that Grandma was
only 16 and the fire chief was 11 and hardy har har. At first I
thought the article was a waste of the 45 seconds I invested in
it — but then I clicked open the comments. One read: "Since
these people are essentially freaks, why not use them for medical
experiments or something?"
It seems to me that there are a few overlapping but still different
ideas here that make the joke work. Idea #1: being born on February
29th qualifies someone as a freak. That's funny because it's such
an overreaction. Idea #2: it's okay to subject people to involuntary
medical experiments based on something as trivial as a birthdate.
Again, that's funny because it's a wacky leap of logic that no one
would ever make. But then there's idea #3: someone's status as a
freak leaves one free to perform medical experiments on that person.
And while that's also funny, it's not humor derived from
overreaction; it is referential humor, relying on our knowledge
that the Nazis actually did believe that. The source of comedy
is that in asking a question that relies on that assumption, the
over-eager speaker has blown his cover and revealed himself as a
Another experiment. How many extremely well-known comedy pieces
revolving around Nazism can I think of in five seconds? The
Producers, Hogan's Heroes, the "Mr. Hilter" sketch in
Monty Python's Flying Circus, and I can't type that fast
so I guess I have to stop. I think that if pressed Amis would have
to confess that his quickness to make Soviet jokes and lack of
exposure to Nazi ones is merely an accident of his upbringing.
Had he grown up in another household he might well have wound up
calling his daughter Treblinka.
Can't make a comrade without breaking a few Freges
Amis is on much steadier ground when he points out that it's much
more socially acceptable to have had communist ties than fascist
ones. He's talking about Britain, but even in the US, Nazi Germany
is beyond the pale in a way that the USSR isn't quite. In high
school I wore a lot of clothes with the hammer and sickle on them,
and I never got in trouble; maybe it's because the administrators
recognized that I was trying to support glasnost, but I have to
think that if I'd been wearing swastikas instead, I would have
been sent home no matter what my message was. When I visited my
high school ten years after I graduated, there was a student art
show on, and the centerpiece was a handsome portrait of Joseph
Stalin. Again, I have to think that turning in a similar portrait
of Adolf Hitler, no matter how well done, would have gotten
the kid suspended at the very least. So why is it that a
generation of British intellectuals could have been communists in
their youth, with even the ones who disavowed Stalin offering
full-throated support to avowed terrorists like Lenin and Trotsky,
and not killed their careers the way a past in the blackshirts
The best answer I can come up with is informed by one of the
classes I've been taking — not the USSR class, but John
Searle's class on the philosophy of language. We've recently
been discussing the work of Gottlob Frege. Now, I am sure
that there is much about the Frege discussion that I have
misunderstood, so much so that any resemblence between what
follows and Frege's actual work is probably coincidental. But
listening to Searle talk about Frege left me with a framework
that I think is helpful here, so here goes.
Consider the case of Superman. Jor-El and Lara place their
infant son Kal-El into a spaceship and launch it just as their
home planet Krypton explodes. Kal-El's ship crashlands in
Kansas, and the baby is discovered by a kindly couple who
raise him as their son. The foundling quickly proves to have
amazing powers, and grows up to live a double life, saving
lives and battling corrupt politicians as Superman while working
for a newspaper as the mild-mannered Clark Kent. Clark Kent
pines for fellow staffer Lois Lane, but she only has eyes for
Superman, unaware that they are one and the same man. "The
spineless worm!" she says in Action Comics #5. "I can
hardly bear looking at him, after having been in the arms of a
Now, let's take this apart. Lois Lane has two thoughts here:
- "Clark Kent is a spineless worm"
- "Superman is a real he-man"
But Clark Kent and Superman are the same guy! Both "Clark Kent"
and "Superman" are names that refer to Kal-El, the last son of
Krypton. Therefore, any statement that applies to one should
apply to both. If Clark Kent is a spineless worm, then Superman
is a spineless worm, because Clark Kent is Superman. And
if Superman is a real he-man, then Clark Kent is a real he-man,
because Superman is Clark Kent. Yet if you told Lois Lane
(at least in 1938) that Superman was a spineless worm or that
Clark Kent was a real he-man, she would vociferously disagree.
That would be a logical error! What gives?
Frege accounted for the discrepancy by distinguishing between the
sense and the reference of an expression — and
here is where I'm pretty sure I'm deviating from his use of these
terms, so don't take what follows as an orthodox account of Frege.
But what I took away from Searle's presentation is this: the
sense of an expression is what the speaker means by it,
that cloud of feelings and associations that hover around it in
the speaker's mind. The reference of an expression is the
actual thing in the world identified by the expression. So
when Lois Lane says "Clark Kent," her reference is to Kal-El,
but her sense is "that wimpy reporter who wouldn't fight back
when Butch Mason tried to cut into our dance." When she says
"Superman," her reference is once again to Kal-El, but her
sense is "that hunky superhero who saved me from drowning
when the Valleyho Dam collapsed." So thus we no longer have to come
to the silly conclusion that Lois is falling into logical error
— she merely has incomplete information. (Note that incomplete
information isn't the only reason that people's senses of a term might
lead to different conclusions about it. Lois Lane and Lex Luthor are
referring to the same individual when they say "Superman," but
one means "that hunky superhero who saved me from drowning when the
Valleyho Dam collapsed" and the other means "that meddling superhero
who keeps foiling my schemes.")
The USSR under Stalin was a totalitarian nightmare in which peasants
starved by the millions and city dwellers spent their nights waiting
for the knock on the door that meant a lifetime, long or short, of
torture. But the image that the Communist Party and its allies
abroad put forward was of a workers' paradise, a land of plenty and of
equality both legal and economic. And people like Amis's father
Kingsley fell for that image. So they would say things like, "We
should use the USSR as a model for our own country." And people would
disagree with them for two very different reasons.
To conservatives, the reference of the expression "the USSR"
was irrelevant. The sense itself was enough to merit disagreement.
For even today there are people who argue in favor of economic
inequality — hell, for years the US government has actively
fostered it. The idea is that some people deserve to be
rich and some people deserve to be poor, and capitalism
assures that people will get what they deserve. So when Western
communists said, "We should use the USSR as a model for our own
country," they meant, "We should turn our country into a
paradise built on legal and economic equality" — and
But others — Orwell would be the obvious example here —
believed wholeheartedly that creating a paradise of legal and economic
equality was indeed the worthiest of goals. But they disagreed with
the idea that the expression "the USSR" signified that paradise. To
them, "the USSR" meant the totalitarian nightmare I mentioned a moment
ago — that is, that was their sense of the term. Now, I think
the historical record makes it completely obvious that they were
correct and that "totalitarian nightmare" is a good way to describe
the reference of the term "the USSR," the real country that
took up the entirety of northern Asia at the time. But that's a
different argument from the conservative one, and it's less
damning to be on the wrong side. When Hitchens and Kingsley Amis and
Robert Conquest make rueful jokes about the communist activities of
their youth, they mean, "Man, we were suckers, weren't we?" But
that's different from being evil.
Because now we turn to the case of people who
supported Nazi Germany. Again we have a term, "Nazi Germany" in
this case, that refers to a country that most everyone agrees was a
totalitarian nightmare. But what sense did its supporters have in mind?
What's the best spin? I don't think you can come up with anything that
isn't evil. The Soviets claimed their country was based on justice and
equality; that was a lie. The Nazis claimed their country was based on
racial purity, militarism, and Gleichschaltung — making
people not equal, but identical — and it doesn't matter
whether that's a lie. Supporting Nazi Germany based on its propaganda
doesn't make you a sucker. It makes you a monster. Hence the
Recently I argued that one of the problems
with politics today is that people running for office don't talk about
what kind of society they'd ideally like to help bring about. Instead,
they talk about atomized "issues" and how to "solve problems." I hate
that — it suggests that we've already built the ideal society
and all we have to do is repair a few spots where we've sprung leaks.
Once the immediate crises are over are these "problem-solvers" just
going to sit on their hands and let the status quo continue instead of
working for a better world? What ever happened to dreaming of things
that never were and asking why not?
Martin Amis takes the opposite view. He sneers that "any utopia" is
inherently a "farce" and a "travesty" and even a "species of hell."
He describes himself as a lifelong skeptic of "political faith,"
preferring the path of the "agnostics."
The problem with the Bolsheviks, Amis argues at the end, is not that
they sinned in deciding that the Just City was worth a few million
corpses, but in dreaming of the Just City at all; to utopians, he
contends, the ends inevitably justify the means. It occurs to me
that there's another guy named Martin who would probably disagree
with that. We have a holiday for him.
I recently read an
article that makes a similar argument: "Revolutions throughout
history were most progressive when they tried to remove what was
wrong, and went most astray when in addition they tried to enforce
what was right. 'I know what I would not have, but I do not know
what I would have,' said Oliver Cromwell." The thing is, know it
or not, you're going to have something. Progressives take
the helm of the ship of state and steer it somewhere they think
will be better; conservatives try to keep it where it is, for
fear that any place other than its current spot is likely to be
worse. And agnostics like Martin Amis? They're content to let
it drift. But a flavorless nutrient paste is a meal, and
"wherever the wind takes us" is a destination. They're
just not very good ones.
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