I got impatient and posted the July minutiae around 3 p.m. on the 31st rather
than waiting until nighttime as is my usual practice.
An hour later, the local ice cream truck smashed its previous record
for how early in the year it switched to Christmas music, playing
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” as
it puttered down my street.
My computer is getting up there in years and
.
The boot time is getting quite annoying: from the time I hit the power
putting to the time my web browser starts loading pages, as long as ten
full minutes might pass.
So a few weeks ago, when I went to bed, I put the computer into sleep
mode instead of turning it off so that I could get right back to work
as soon as I woke up.
The following morning, I left-clicked to get the computer
out of sleep mode… and the screen flashed blue (not a Blue
Screen of Death, but just a bright blue flash) and the computer
spontaneously rebooted.
It started spitting out messages about disk errors—but
Windows did load, so I was relieved.
For a moment.
But Windows was fucked up.
It started popping up windows with random letters
missing!
This isn’t a screenshot, but it looked like this:
Eventually a window popped up saying that I needed to restart to
begin disk repairs, which would take over an hour.
These were apparently successful.
Still, it was scary enough to get me to finally spend a day backing up
everything.
I was looking at some population pyramids and was struck by
this one, for Japan:
Obviously this one isn’t very pyramidal, as Japan’s
birth rate has been plummeting for some time.
But that’s not what jumped out at me.
We have reached the point at which World War II veterans are in
their upper nineties at the youngest, so war casualties are no longer
as clearly visible as in decades past: yes, there are far more women
than men at the top of the pyramid, but that’s true of virtually
every country due to biological factors, irrespective of whether a
significant percentage of its men were killed in the war.
We do still see a postwar baby boom (a bit later than ours; we see
a bite near the top of the graph indicating a dearth of 77-year-olds
at the beginning of 2023, suggesting that relatively few Japanese
were in the mood to conceive babies in the latter half of 1945.)
But what I didn’t get was this: why so few 56-year-olds at the
beginning of 2023—indicating an anomalous drop in births
in 1966?
And just for that single year!
What on earth happened in 1965 that made Japanese people stop knocking
each other up and then get right back to it a year later?
I looked into it, and the answer turns out to be not a historical event
at all, but simply superstition.
In Japan, every sixty years comes “the year of the fire
horse”, when having a daughter is considered unlucky.
1966 was the last such year, and since in 1966 you couldn’t
really control or even know in advance whether you’d have a
daughter or a son, many decided just not to have children at all
that year.
Overheard at the Mexican grocery:
Little girl: “Baba, when I was six, [childish yammering I
could not understand]”
Her father: “When you were six? You mean like you’ve
been for the past six months?”
Something reminded me of popular 1980s comedian Yakov
Smirnoff—you know, the “In Soviet Union, TV watches
you” guy—and I looked him up to see whether he was
still alive.
Turns out that not only is he alive, but he’s been through a
couple of graduate programs, including one at Penn, and picked up a
Ph.D. in psychology at the age of 68.
I was working on a chapter set in a Midwestern city in the
1970s and needed to know what TV stations were broadcasting in
that city back then.
So I did some research.
What came up looked familiar from my brief residence in the Midwest
in the mid-1990s:
What blew my mind was what I found when these pages indicated
the modern lineup for this city:
16.1 | NBC
|
22.1 | CBS
|
22.2 | Fox
|
25.1 | CW
|
34.1 | PBS
|
46.2 | Ion
|
57.1 | ABC
|
TV stations have decimal points now??
How long has this been a thing?
The good side of bureaucracy: I got a letter from
California’s Franchise Tax Board saying that according to its
analysis, I had missed out on a tax credit and could send in a copy
of form 3514 to claim it and get some money refunded to me.
The bad side of bureaucracy: after submitting the form, I got a
call from a representative of the board.
She said that while my claim had been approved, my check could not
be issued until I returned the remaining pages of form 3514, as it
was four pages long and I had only sent in two.
This was true: the last two pages didn’t apply to me and I
hadn’t wanted to spend money on additional postage to mail in
two blank pages.
And the Franchise Tax Board didn’t want me to mail in two
blank pages, she said—the only method by which it would
accept the remaining pages was fax.
I haven’t owned a fax machine since 1996.
And so I signed up for an online faxing service in order to claim
my additional refund by faxing the Franchise Tax Board two blank
pages.