Ratings are on a scale of 0 to 24.  The scale used to be 0 to 10, so restaurants written about before 2012 may have only had their ratings adjusted by formula and not by hand (hence all the 2s, 5s, 8s, etc.)  The scale works as follows:

An asymmetrical 0 to 24 scale may not be intuitive, I realize.  But as a rule of thumb: a double-digit score means I liked it, while a single-digit score… less so.  Also, as you might expect, scores from many years ago may not be very reliable, so do check the dates.

Hawaii

“…Spam, sausage, Spam, Spam, bacon, Spam, tomato, and Spam…”

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Name	Cuisine	Address	Last update	Score
Cafe Pesto	Italian fusion	Kamehameha near Furneaux, Hilo	2011-01-10	8
Elizabeth liked this place a lot more than I did. I got a pizza with mediocre toppings and a sub-mediocre crust, while she really enjoyed her goat cheese focaccia and huge salad topped with very good onion rings, and the coconut tart we got that I thought was okay-to-good had her sighing with pleasure. (hey buddy that's my job)
Chef Mavro	Upscale	King & McCully, Honolulu	2011-01-08	5
Another vegetarian prix fixe for our last night in Honolulu, and this time it was the full upscale dealio: huge, huge prices for tiny, tiny portions of food that's generally more "interesting" than good. Some things actually were really good: the thin potato mousse infused with truffle oil that accompanied Lizzie's poached egg, and the tomatoes that accompanied my sea asparagus tempura. But Lizzie didn't like her brie mousse thing or her spongy, bitter chocolate dessert, and a lot of the other courses were decent but laughably small (we're basically talking $20 for four marble-sized falafel balls here). Also, the waiters describe the food as they bring it, and our waitress kept getting ingredients wrong, describing my tomatoes as salmon and Lizzie's onion as ham. Whut?
Downtown	American	Hotel & Richards (in the art museum), Honolulu	2011-01-07	8
This is a compromise score, because the food was great — I had a top-notch polenta tart with tiny local tomatoes, and Lizzie had an eggplant panino that she thought was delicious — but the service was terrible. We were ignored for long stretches, were told that seemingly half the food was gone (long before closing time, even), and were brought the wrong things. I'd definitely come back if I were in Honolulu again, but I'd stick to takeout.
Honolulu Cookie Company	Cookies	local chain	2011-01-06	8
After coming in and sampling so many of these cookies I felt duty-bound to buy a few. They were all right... it's just dipped shortbread, nothing special.
Island Lava Java	Cafe	Alii btw Hualalai/Kahakai, Kailua-Kona	2011-01-09	2
A lot of people apparently love this place but my experience was quite bad. We were ignored (maybe because we sat inside?), the waitress scoffed at me for thinking that I could order a popular menu item more than a few minutes after the place opened (Hawaiian places seem to consider it no big deal to run out of food), and the sandwich I eventually got was fair at best.
Patz Pies	Pizza	HI-11 near Halekii, Kealakekua	2011-01-11	11
Very friendly service and solidly good pizza — they even serve slices, which is always appreciated. Some of the locals seemed surprised that a tourist had found their secret hole in the wall — i.e., who would go all the way to the big island of Hawaii and then eat pizza? — but I'd stop by this place from time to time even if it were in Berkeley.
Roy's Waikiki Beach	Hawaiian	Lewers & Kalia, Honolulu	2011-01-06	8
I took Elizabeth here for her birthday dinner because random people on the Internet said that it was the best place in Honolulu, especially for vegetarians; however, I cautioned her that I was going on hearsay (or readsay) and that for all I knew it'd just be another place whose idea of vegetarian food was "replace meat with portabello." The main course on the vegetarian prix fixe? Portabello in portabello "steak" sauce. Sigh. Anyway, the soup was good, the edamame was good, some of the sides were good, and I'm not consumed with regret or anything, but yeah, not exactly too inventive.
V Lounge	Pizza	Kona near Kona Iki, Honolulu	2011-01-07	14
This would be good pizza anywhere, and for an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, it's great. I couldn't really taste the macadamia on my macadamia pizza, but just as high-end pizza, it was aces, and the truffle oil on our second pizza was generously applied. (Lizzie and I also found ourselves remarking upon how amazingly cute our Hawaiian waitress was for days afterward.)
Wilson's By the Bay	Shave ice	Kamehameha near Haili, Hilo	2011-01-11	5
I've read all sorts of posts and articles from Hawaiians insisting that "shave ice" is far more than a mere snow cone, that if we mainlanders could go to one of the top shave ice places like Wilson's By the Bay we'd have our minds blown, etc. So I waited around in Hilo just to try the shave ice before continuing on our road trip. And... it's a snow cone.

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