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Hot 100

TIER 23
1 “Open Season” (Die Mannequin, 2009)  9 YEARS AT #1 
2 “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (Nirvana, 1991)  23 YEARS AT #1 
3 “A Day in the Life” (the Beatles, 1967)  2 YEARS AT #1 
4 “Dark Dark World” (Poppy, 2021)  FORMER #2 
5 “Switch” (Poppy, leaked 2022)
TIER 22
6 “Shéa” (Scheer, 1996)
7 “Dirty Knives” (Bangs, 2002)
8 “Starting Over Again” (the Dollyrots, 2012)
9 “Everybody Wants to Be Poppy” (Poppy, 2015)
10 “Is This the Life?” (Cardiacs, 1988)
11 “Eat” (Poppy, 2021)
12 “Cygnus (edit)” (Julie Christmas & Cult of Luna, 2016)
13 “Springtime” (Baby Gopal, 1996)
14 “I Disagree” (Poppy, 2019)
15 “Metal” (Poppy, 2018)
TIER 21
16 “Time Is Up” (Poppy, 2018)
17 “Concrete” (Poppy, 2019)
18 “Stairway to Heaven” (Led Zeppelin, 1971)  FORMER #3 
19 “Don’t Go Outside” (Poppy, 2020)
20 “How to Get Bigger” (Made Out of Babies, 2008)
21 “Band Aid Covers the Bullet Hole” (Scarling, 2003)
22 “You Know You’re Right” (Nirvana, 2002)  FORMER #2 
23 “Her” (Poppy, 2021)
TIER 20
24 “Fatherpunk” (Die Mannequin, 2006)
25 “Go With the Flow” (Queens of the Stone Age, 2002)
26 “Vow” (Garbage, 1995)
27 “Heart‐Shaped Box” (Nirvana, 1993)
28 “#1 Crush (Romeo + Juliet version)” (Garbage, 1996)
29 “Creature Comforted” (Local H, 2002)
30 “Millionaire Sweeper” (Kenickie, 1996)
31 “Breeders” (Poppy, 2021)
32 “Outta Time” (Die Mannequin, 2014)
TIER 19
33 “Soft Rock Star (original mix)” (Metric, 2007)
34 “Fill the Crown” (Poppy, 2019)
35 “Can’t” (Scarling, 2004)  FORMER #2 
36 “Caribou and Cake” (Scarling, 2005)
37 “Rape Me” (Nirvana, 1993)  FORMER #2 
38 “Suffer” (Die Mannequin, 2009)
39 “Gunt” (Made Out of Babies, 2006)
40 “Miss Americvnt” (Die Mannequin, 2009)
41 “Surgery” (Jack Off Jill, 2000)
42 “City Noise” (Scarling, 2005)
TIER 18
43 “There’ll Be Angels” (Audrey Gallagher, 2007)
44 “Separate Ways” (Journey, 1983)
45 “St. Peter” (Letters to Cleo, 1995)
46 “Bloodmoney” (Poppy, 2019)
47 “Let’s Go Surfing” (Sparks, 1994)
48 “Waves” (Metric, 2009)
49 “Big Bang Baby” (Stone Temple Pilots, 1996)
50 “Scarborough Fair” (Simon & Garfunkel, 1966)
51 “Cinnamon Spider” (Jack Off Jill, 2000)
52 “Daylight” (Failure, 1996)
53 “Don’t Bother Me” (the Beatles, 1963)
54 “Pretty Noose” (Soundgarden, 1996)
55 “Stapled to the Mattress” (Scarling, 2005)
TIER 17
56 “Anything Like Me” (Poppy, 2020)
57 “Time Will Stop” (the Dollyrots, 2012)
58 “Conspiracy of One” (the Offspring, 2000)
59 “Violet” (Hole, 1994)
60 “Hash Pipe” (Weezer, 2001)
61 “Vivica” (Jack Off Jill, 2000)
62 “I Ran” (A Flock of Seagulls, 1982)
63 “Swallow” (Krill, 2005)
64 “I’ll Be Back” (the Beatles, 1964)
65 “Work in This Universe” (Fulflej, 1997)
66 “Holiday” (Green Day, 2004)
67 “White Chocolate Space Egg” (Liz Phair, 1998)
68 “I Can See for Miles” (the Who, 1967)
69 “We’re in This Together” (Nine Inch Nails, 1999)
70 “Street Spirit” (Radiohead, 1995)
71 “Dark Therapy” (Echobelly, 1995)
72 “SOS” (ABBA, 1975)
73 “Use Once & Destroy” (Hole, 1998)
74 “In a Hurricane” (the Color Guard, 2004)
75 “Union of the Snake” (Duran Duran, 1983)
76 “Sugar” (Made Out of Babies, 2005)
77 “Hot Head (live)” (Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band, 1980)
(some of) TIER 16
78 “Disappear” (Letters to Cleo, 1997)
79 “Children With Machetes” (Die Mannequin, 2012)
80 “Dead Honey” (Die Mannequin, 2009)
81 “Mayonaise” (Smashing Pumpkins, 1993)
82 “Girls at the Mall” (Die Mannequin, 2014)
83 “What Would You Have Me Do?” (Local H, 2002)
84 “Scentless Apprentice” (Nirvana, 1993)
85 “Serve the Servants” (Nirvana, 1993)
86 “Love Is Paranoid” (the Distillers, 2003)
87 “Leon and the Game of Skin” (Local H, 2015)
88 “Only Shallow” (My Bloody Valentine, 1991)
89 “Change the World” (the Offspring, 1997)
90 “Adhesive” (Stone Temple Pilots, 1996)
91 “Petals” (Hole, 1998)
92 “Call Me (7" version)” (Blondie, 1980)
93 “In the Pretend World” (Scarling, 2005)
94 “Hit That” (the Offspring, 2003)
95 “Satellite Mind” (Metric, 2009)
96 “Bachelorette” (Björk, 1997)
97 “You’re Not the Only One I Know” (the Sundays, 1990)
98 “Guns & Gold” (Poppy, leaked 2018)
99 “Wasted Years” (Damone, 2006)
 100  “Shimmer Like a Girl” (Veruca Salt, 1996)

Some other musical acts of note

 Melissa Auf der Maur   Faith No More   Foo Fighters   Juliana Hatfield 
 Imperial Teen   Killola   Madder Rose   the Muffs   No Doubt 
 R.E.M.   the Soviettes   Spiderbait   Sugarcoma   Tuscadero 

Pantheon‐level albums

The “album score” for each record is the sum of the scores of all the songs, minus the number of tracks times six.  It doesn’t mean much by itself but provides a relative measure.

TIER 22
1 I Disagree (Poppy, 2020)  3 YEARS AT #1 
21 22 18 17 19 10 15 13 12 21 (11 12 13 13) = 108 (with bonus tracks: 133)
TIER 21
2 Fino + Bleed (Die Mannequin, 2009)  10 YEARS AT #1 
9 19 16 14 19 15 8 15 8 9 16 23 = 99
3 Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (Jack Off Jill, 2000)  8 YEARS AT #1 
13 13 13 13 14 10 17 5 18 6 19 12 8 14 11 = 96
TIER 20
4 In Utero (Nirvana, 1993)  5 YEARS AT #1 
16 16 20 19 13 9 10 15 9 14 7 9 = 85
TIER 19
5 Flux (Poppy, 2021)
15 14 12 11 9 21 14 16 15 = 73
TIER 18
6 Nevermind (Nirvana, 1991)  2 YEARS AT #1 
23 14 12 13 13 6 9 11 10 9 11 6 X = 65
7 So Long, Scarecrow (Scarling, 2005)
6 19 11 9 X 11 5 16 18 7 19 11 5 = 65
8 Eat (Poppy, 2021)
22 14 14 20 23 = 63
9 Celebrity Skin (Hole, 1998)  4 YEARS AT #1 
16 9 4 10 14 6 17 9 16 5 13 16 = 63
TIER 17
10 Hallelujah! I’m a Bum (Local H, 2012)
X 14 12 10 11 11 8 X X 8 9 8 8 11 10 13 11 = 60
11 My Way or the Highway (Tuscadero, 1998)
12 6 11 7 11 10 14 8 8 10 10 13 11 12 = 59
12 Wholesale Meats and Fish (Letters to Cleo, 1995)
15 11 9 8 8 12 11 18 12 7 3 15 = 57
13 Here Comes the Zoo (Local H, 2002)
12 11 8 11 7 9 10 20 12 16 = 56
TIER 16
14 Live Through This (Hole, 1994)
17 12 13 14 13 8 8 5 9 5 12 8 = 52
15 At the Club (Kenickie, 1997)
9 8 10 6 7 6 20 15 11 7 11 7 9 8 7 7 = 52
16 The Ruiner (Made Out of Babies, 2008)
16 10 15 8 8 9 11 7 21 = 51
17 Garbage (Garbage, 1995)
12 8 10 9 9 10 20 8 7 9 6 15 = 51
18 Ghost Notes (Veruca Salt, 2015)
9 8 9 8 7 7 7 11 12 12 11 12 11 10 = 50

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